Greg – guitar, vocals

And here’s what happens when you let Greg make up his own interview questions.

What’s your favorite guitar? I’m afraid to say which one out loud. I mean, I’m quite sure they are listening to me right now, and I don’t want to hurt any of their feelings.

What’s the most memorable gig you’ve played? Private party at The Ruins – the place is so top secret that I can’t tell you much. We had to sign confidentiality agreements, but I recall playing in a really cool room on a stage the size of a travel size monopoly board. Oh, and the food was spectacular!

With reference to current Russo-Sino relations and renewed tensions between the U.S. and the new Moscow leadership, where do you see the U.S. heading with our involvement in the Syrian crisis? What? What kind of question is that? I’m in a BAND. What, am I now on Jeopardy or something? What is “I don’t give a (bleep), Alex”?

Frodo or Samwise? Easy. Sam, without a doubt. The guy could cook and he’d haul around all your crap without complaining. How could you hang out with a guy like Frodo who is always “I’m SOOOO tired,” and “this ring is SOOOOO heavy.” What a whiny little bitch. Off to the Grey Havens with you. And then Sam ends up with the hot chick, even though he’s only 3’4″. Crazy.

What’s your on-stage musical fantasy? Mike and I start singing Nights on Broadway and the rest of the band actually joins in.